835 - Pumps & Pedal Steel

• Sponsorship for ThePinballDudes.net in Jupiter, Florida, selling and sourcing themed pinball machines like Deadpool, Dungeons & Dragons, King Kong, Kiss, and Iron Maiden • Pinball machines as functional art and nostalgia, with free Florida delivery, setup, and testing when mentioning Tom and Dan; contact Andrew Grant for details • Guest: comedian Ross McCoy from Orlando talk show • Mixed reviews for new Good Charlotte album; recalling “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” and noting song similarity between “Stepper” and “Riot Girl” • Debate on Ozzy Osbourne’s death timing; comparisons to G.G. Allin and Dimebag Darrell; jokes on white-bearded rockers and speculation on Keith Richards and Mick Jagger • The Who firing Zak Starkey twice; drummer swaps like Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails; benefits of joining established bands • “Meet the Teacher” experiences from elementary to middle school; first impressions of teachers; navigating schedules; Tommy joins band with no experience; Ross’s marimba and glockenspiel choice • Parent anxiety, school merch/fundraising tables, wealthy parents’ donations, and luxury cars in pickup lines • Odd school supply lists, laptop issuance, and small talk strategies with teachers • Miami friend’s delay in getting medical marijuana card; BudDocs and Dr. Chen Latte recommended; in-person then telemedicine renewals; pricing and same-day approval; Dan’s post-surgery marijuana use for pain • Ross’s child’s troubled university orientation and AP credits; Dan quitting UCF over class-work conflict • Dan’s sump pump failures from neglect; Lowe’s warranty return adventure; missing adapter; making a new one instead of confrontation • Promotion: Bad at Business Beerfest & Sofas and Suds with giveaways, breweries, food trucks, THC drinks, and Silver Lining live • Review of Sublime’s “Ensalada” evoking Bradley Nowell’s era; son mimicking style; Jacob’s Castle noted for different approach; Dan unusually impressed • Idea segment: funniest thing to throw on a WNBA court; recap of dildo-throwing incidents; speculation on crypto tie-in; smallest dildo challenge; novelty valve stem caps prank ideas • Childhood theft of “Chromies” and collecting novelty caps; plans for Run the Jewels and Tom & Dan head-shaped versions; 3D printing designs • Future topics teased: humanoid robot fights, pickpocketing monkeys, “RICO charge” monkeys • La Quinta iPad check-in vs failed remote bookings; wrong-date hotel story • Concern for Laura Jane Grace after tour cancellation; Fairvilla Megastore’s trusted brands and locations • Analogy to karate follow-through; skepticism over germ precautions; doctor not washing hands example • “Bainey Report” jokes: Pamela Anderson door pun, Florida river popsicle gag, Bob Saget Disney quip • Embarrassing hobbies as relationship alternatives; spouse’s passive-aggressive podcast comments; podcasting as fridge art; wives questioning hobbies • Wrestling’s 50-year future vs UFC/MMA; generational appeal of 1980s wrestling; MMA’s lack of long-term stars • Humanoid robot fighting potential, from comedic ideas to cultural backlash over nudity or rights • Dan’s pedal