TCND: Birthday FREAK OUT and Lemon Grenades (Lego Weapons)

Allow us to do a birthday party recap, Neighbor!

Emmi Jane successfully turned nine years old, with only a small "Freak Out" involving tiny food and glue...  This wasn't the first time Emmi lost her mind a little bit!

Later:  Is every 11-year-old boy exactly the same??? Pretty much.

And finally:  John told the Internet that boys play with Lego differently from girls, and he's still enduring the backlash.  (You CAN'T make weapons out of Lego! Duh!)

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