PREMIER LEAGUE: Arsenal's recent slide risks transforming five-team race for three top 5 slots into six-team race for four slots. The emasculating Guard of Honor tradition may have saved Chelsea's season. Aston Villa's tightrope walk (without a safety net) deserves more attention.
HALFTIME: What If you attempted 10 penalties on Gianluigi Donnarumma - how many you making?
ROUND THE WORLD: Champions and (abbreviated) Europa League previews of semifinal second legs plus the MLS Minute Man spits one of his best segments in a while
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs