Kimchi For Your Coochie with The Cuntsultant

Your vagina has its own ecosystem, and no, that yeast on your test doesn't automatically mean infection. In this episode, The Cuntsultant breaks down the vaginal microbiome: why lactobacilli are your best friend, how your gut and hormones secretly run the show, and why "rebalance your pH" is basically meaningless advice. We get into recurrent BV, partner treatment, boric acid (plus the Poison Control call about oral sex timing), and why yogurt does NOT belong in your vagina. Honest, funny, shame-free.

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Jump to the Good Stuff:

05:57 – Who is The Cuntsultant?

07:55 – What is the vaginal microbiome and why it matters

08:30 – The gut-hormone connection

10:06 – Their Daye test results - shockingly low lactobacilli

10:50 – Yeast/mycoplasma showing up on a test doesn't always mean infection

16:41 – New guidance: BV treatment includes the partner

20:27 – Tight clothes, diet, and other everyday microbiome disruptors

29:25 – Why your vaginal pH shifts throughout your cycle

32:52 – Boric acid 101 and the Poison Control call about oral sex timing

37:36 – "Energetically bad semen" - the ex-partner BV theory

Pleasure Highlights:

• Yeast or "weird" bacteria on a test ≠ infection. 

• Oral probiotics can support vaginal health, but check strains. 

• Your vaginal pH is supposed to shift throughout your cycle.

• Boric acid needs a 24-hour buffer before oral sex.

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• Website: TheCuntsultant.com

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