Marinakis Crashout. Should Spurs Feel Shame? David Beckham is Human. (MW #37)

PREMIER LEAGUE: in defense of Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis, explaining City's inexplicable Southampton setback, Tommy questions the importance of the top 5 battle and LOLing at the Zero F's Given Brigade (Tottenham and United)

HALFTIME: Pop Quiz on the latest Sportico report listing the top 50 "biggest" clubs in the world

ROUND THE WORLD: MLS hit-it-n-quit-it minute

STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs