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"I'm actually... You can't see the sweat, but I've got two little sweat marks on my shirt.""I brought the incredibly funny Lisa Gilbert who has a Dry Bar special out and what's it called? All the Time Tired.""No outside carry-in food, drink or ice cream products. That's literally what it said.""That sounds like barbaric to me. That sounds like something that you wouldn't need to do in modern times, Brian.""Yeah, I like it. I'm a fan. I get that in the sushi, so.""He misses a lot of spots, so I still have a lot of work to do, but it's still helpful.""Santa's dead.""The responsibility of my kids still believing in Santa or not is not mine as a parent. It's not for me to tell them. I'm not going to have blood on my hands. It is all the kids on the playground.""I'm not signing for a fake guy anymore."