Buckle up, patriots. In this episode of Ones Ready, Jared delivers your May 14th intel drop with a healthy dose of snark, sarcasm, and sheer disbelief. From raiding facility repair budgets to secure the border (bye-bye, AC in Vegas) to an AI tool that’s definitely not Ultron (yet), we hit the military’s greatest hits of misplaced priorities and bureaucratic buffoonery.
We cover the Pentagon's latest budgeting antics, DoD AI ambitions (because what could go wrong?), a suspiciously optimistic F-47 timeline, and a childcare crisis that screams, "We love our troops—just not their kids." Add in a Space Force budget tantrum, India's surgical flex on Pakistan, and a friendly reminder that PFAS is still turning your water into poison.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll probably question your enlistment contract.
🔥 Key Takeaways:
⏱️ Timestamps: 00:00 – Sponsor Shoutout: Modern Athlete Strength Systems 01:00 – DOD Border Budget Reallocation: Air Conditioning? Overrated. 03:00 – MAVEN AI Tool: Predictive Warfare Meets Marvel Plotlines 04:30 – Army Firepower in the Indo-Pacific: PACOM Flexin’ 05:40 – Africa Wants U.S. Security, Not Chinese Port Deals 07:00 – New AF Secretary & NGAD Priorities: F-47 Fantasies 08:30 – AI Center of Excellence: Buzzword Overload 09:00 – Recruiting, Retention & the Real Reasons Pilots Leave 10:45 – Why Cutting the E-7A Wedgetail is Brain-Dead 11:30 – Childcare Crisis: “Figure It Out, Air
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