
"Dr. Un-Savage"
Savage, calling himself "Michael Un-Savage" after visiting "Dr. Pot," claims marijuana has liberated him from "truth, reason, and the American way" and launches an extended satire of liberal positions. He reverses earlier views on Iraq and Saddam Hussein, mocks religion, morality, and "logic," blaming the Bible on vitamin-deficient ancient Hebrews. Through calls, he endorses ideas such as sex education over science, buying non-American products, raising skilled-worker immigration, higher taxes and welfare voting, and defending the Clintons amid the Lewinsky scandal. He makes outrageous claims about NAMBLA, gun control, and abortion, repeatedly asserting that whatever "feels good" is right, before saying the marijuana is wearing off and he feels "the savage coming on."