Your iPad Is Thin and Your Penis Is Tiny

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A nail-salon birthday discount becomes a constitutional crisis, a TikTok tree seeks hormone therapy, a soccer coach flips furniture, and a Florida burglar films himself working an imaginary Popeyes shift. ☎️ Opening Chaos: AT&T Gave Away Your Number Mama Karen Storms the Nail Salon TikTok’s […]

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