PREMIER LEAGUE: rapid rundown of FA Cup quarterfinals and thots on semifinals draw; double dose of previews f/t London, Manchester AND Merseyside daerbies plus especially critical weeks for Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest
HALFTIME: What If Neal Maupay (wanting out of Marseille and unwelcome back at Everton) rings you asking your recommendation for world's best shithouse league... where you sending him?
ROUND THE WORLD: MLS Hit-It-N-Quit-It Minute and ode to Peter Vermes
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs